Holy crap, it worked!

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 05/21/2015 at 15:08 • Filed to: None

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We are now one with Kinja! We are free at last!

ACESandEIGHTS > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 15:11

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Thank God. Now I can plagiarize with impunity.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > ACESandEIGHTS 05/21/2015 at 15:11

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I will give you a free internet if you start your next post with “Four Score and Seven Years Ago”

Wheelerguy > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 15:12

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I still want to see Oppo on the related blogs box, though.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wheelerguy 05/21/2015 at 15:14

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We are now Underground.

Wheelerguy > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 15:16

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Wheelerguy > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 15:17

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No, we can’t. It’s part of the charm.

At least I still want to see it in the hamburger. It’s easier.

PS9 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 15:19

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One with Kinja? What do you mean by tha-* all of oppo fused together walks around the corner* OH HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT CHRIST I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIIIIIS!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 15:23

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I don’t want to be one with Kinja. I’m kinda scared.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/21/2015 at 15:27

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Embrace Kinja. Kinja is you, and you are Kinja.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 15:46

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I don’t want to be Kinja though.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/21/2015 at 16:00

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 16:01

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If you're reading anything on OPPO you've already gone past the point of no return and off into the oblivion.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 16:05

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I’d do it, but it would be more like four score and seven weeks ago.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/21/2015 at 16:07

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Do it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 16:20

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I’ll leave it as years.

I don’t really have the creativity for this, feel free to finish what I’ve started. I think the address is a little bit vague for this sort of thing.

Four score and seven years ago our gearheads brought forth on this subblog, a new Kinja, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all cars are created hoonable.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that Kinja, or any kinja so conceived and so cross-posted, can long endure the threat of plagiarism. We are met on a great inter-web of that war. We have come to celebrate the separation of that inter-web, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that kinja might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who hooned here, have consecrated it, far above our poor horsepower to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work of fitting larger turbos to a brown diesel Miata wagon which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this Kinja, under Brt, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the internet.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/21/2015 at 16:22

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/21/2015 at 16:27

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Then TheHondaBro must win many.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-oppositelo…

ACESandEIGHTS > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 05/22/2015 at 15:24

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I got drunk a couple week back and started reciting the Gettysburg Address (which I done wrote by my ownself) loudly in the street. It’s a very American thing to say.